Pitchers and catchers (a baseball party with homoerotic undertones, much like actual baseball)
McKinley’s cabinet (come dressed as your favorite member!)
Surprise roast (in which the rest of the party will verbally berate a randomly chosen member of the group)
Surprise full-body shave (a fun spin on the previous theme.)
Literal house warming party (in which we turn the heat way up and hand out heavy wool sweaters)
The worst hangover imaginable party (in which we serve nothing but sugar-y sangria and jager)
Drag Race (that dress looks great on you, but I’ll still kick your ass in the 100 meter dash)
Awkward encounters with your ex party (in which we invite your exes and the person they’re currently seeing without telling you)
Coldplay and Coltrane party (in which we have a terrible time while listening to nothing but Coldplay and Coltrane’s late, really dissonant and challenging stuff)
